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drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

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veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

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tastefullyoffensive:

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arbors:

there’s always a white boy in every class that just talks and talks and talks like timothy stop just write it down!! make a mental note!!! wait till after class and tell ya friends on reddit!!

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mrsfallontimberlake:

People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug. 

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schmergo:

My anaconda don’t want none until the mating season, which occurs during the rainy season, and can last for several months, usually from April to May. During this time, males must find females. Typically, female snakes will lay down a trail of pheromones for the males to follow, but it is still unclear how the males of this species track a female’s scent. Male anacondas also frequently flick their tongues to sense chemicals that signal the presence of the female.[26]

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Send me “have you evers” and i’ll answer yes or no.

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